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If Dogs Wore Pants Parody Christmas

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But..I..heard..him..exclaim,..as..he..shifted..up..a..gear,.."MERRY..CHRISTMAS..TO..ALL,..AND..HAVE..A..HARLEY..NEW..YEAR!"..A..Homebrewer's..Night..Before..Christmas..'Twas..the..night..before..Christmas,..and..all..through..the..house,..Every..creature..was..thirsty,..including..the..mouse...The..moon..on..the..crest..of..the..snowman..we'd..built,..Showed..a..broom..up..his..ass,..clean..up..to..the..hilt...Then...outside...the...house,...There...came...such...a...clatter....Out...bounded...the...man,...who...went...straight...to...the...flue....The..Wife..in..her..housecoat,..and..I..clad..alike,..Had..gone..to..cellar..to..get..the..new..bike,..When..from..a..dark..corner..arose..such..a..clatter..I..felt..a..strong..urge..to..forget..the..whole..matter...Wife..under..stress...13,.bouncer.Skylar.Carden.told.Nickand.a.friend.that.they.were.not.coming.back.into.theHogs.Breath.Saloon.because.they.were.clearly.too.wasted.already..OPINION....Comeys..actions..were..blatantly..political..and..likely..tipped..an...

And...the...best...fifth...I'd...hidden...by...the...chimney...with...care...Had...been...snatched...by...some...bum...who...had...found...it...right...there....And..her..in..her..diapers..sitting..on..top..my..lap..Had..just..settled..down..for..a..long..winter's..nap...Santa.was.laughing.so.hard,.his.stomach.was.rolling,."Come.on.old.woman,.it's.time.for.elf.bowling.".Yes,.Virginia.There.really.is.Elf.Bowling.Download.and.Play.Elf.Bowling.(Note:.1.104.megabytes)."Twas.the.Newt.Before.Christmas".By.Dean.Bakopoulus.'Twas.the.night.before.Christmas.and.throughout.the.White.House.Al.Gore.was.eyeing.Hillary,.peering.into.her.blouse..To...all...a...Good...Night....The..programmers..were..wrung..out,..too..mindless..to..care,..knowing..chances..of..cutover..hadn't..a..prayer...In..hopes..that..St...He...wasted...no...time,...went...straight...to...his...work....

With.Ma.in.her.whore.house.and.dad.in.jail,.I.had.just.settled.down.for.a.nice.piece.of.tail..Santa.looked.like.a.dude.who.was.rarin'.to.hack!.His.eyes,.how.they.twinkled!.His.glasses,.how.techno!.This.ain't.the.same.Santa.that.I.used.to.know!.With.a.wink.of.his.eye.and.a.nod.of.his.head,.Santa.soon.let.me.know.I.had.nothing.to.dread..They've.looked.everywhere,.even.up.my.ass,.but.they.still.can't.find.any.poisonous.gas.".Back.at.home,.Bill's.distracted.us.again,.We.can.see.footage.of.the.bombs,.live.on.CNN..With...speeds...in...excess...Of...most...X-rays...they...came...."Youre..one..grown..up..child..that..doesnt..believe..That..Santa..Claus..comes..on..each..Christmas..eve...I..said.."Hey..'yo..Santa,..I'm..sorry..all..right?".."Not..for..nuttin"..he..said,.."but..this..just..ain't..my..night!".."I..got..lost..in..the..Bronx,..ran..over..some..Nuns.".."Had..a..near..miss..by..Kennedy,..Rudolf's..got..the..runs.".."I'm..out..all..freakin..night,..I'm..bustin..my..hump.".."But..I..can't..finish..now,..not..with..this..lump!".."So..do..me..a..favor,..and..be..a..real..pal.".."Take..over..for..me.be..Santa..Sal."..I..say..'Yo!..I'm..from..Brooklyn,..I..ain't..right..for..the..part..."Each...Christmas,"...she...chided,..."When...you...flew...away,...You...didn't...return...here...for...most...of...the...day....The..system..then..told..us,..when..we..logged..in..one..night:.."Happy..Christmas..to..all!..(You..guys..aren't..so..bright.)"..The..Night..Before..Christmas..(Revisited)..by..Gerry..Ashley..'Twas..the..night..before..Christmas..and..there..I..just..sat,..web-surfing..and..hoping..for..an..IRC..chat...When..the..dust..finally..settled,..only..one..light..remained,..A..lone..Christmas..candle..whose..heavenly..flame..bathed..the..children..in..gold,..with..arms..'round..each..other,..turning..angels..with..black..eyes..to..sisters..and..brothers...

When.you.call.up.the.number.(Don't.get.in.a.tizzy).You.can't.get.your.refund.cause.the.damn.number's.busy!!!.The.Night.Before.a.Redneck.Christmas.Twas.the.night.before.Christmas,.and.all.through.the.shack,.not.a.thing.was.a.movin',.from.the.front.to.the.back,.The.kids.were.in.bed,.I.believe.we.had.nine,.The.wife.in.her.curlers,.was.lookin'.real.fine..After...giving...out...presents,...for...his...surfboard...he'll...reach....When..out..of..the..bag..I..had..pulled..every..bit..I..said.."Looks..like..you..kids..won't..be..getting..no..shit."..Here..was..my..chance..to..try..out..my..new..strap..When..they..started..their..bawling..and..screaming..and..crap...Then.lining.the.cursor.alongside.of.his.nose,.Out.of.my.new.SVGA,.up.slowly.he.rose..Away.to.the.monitor.I.flew.like.a.flash,.Sat.down.at.the.keyboard,.gave.the.spacebar.a.mash..this.night,.her.husband.leaves.town..Ill.let.Captain.Cosmos.give.their.names.to.you."."Heres.E-mail.and.Hat.Rack,.Cool.Dude.and.Charley,.Im.Cosmos,.theres.Awesome,.Brucie.and.Narley..Did..not..even..top..to..wipe..up..the..floor...Then..an..elf..stuck..his..head..in..the..door..and..said.."Go!"...His..toys..came..from..Big..Lots..and..they..weren't..very..nice..But..he..had..lots..of..them..and..yuh..can't..beat..the..price... b3e31b6460

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